Morning Funny!

An elderly couple visit McDonalds. He orders one hamburger, one order of 
> >french fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and 
> >carefully cuts it in half. He places one half in front of his wife. He 
> >then carefully counts out the french fries, dividing them into two piles 
> >and neatly placing one pile in front of his wife. He takes a sip of the 
> >drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them. As 
> >he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them keep 
> >looking over and whispering. You could tell they were thinking, "That 
> >poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them." 
> >As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table. He 
> >politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man says 
> >they are just fine - They are used to sharing everything. The surrounding 
> >people notice the little old lady hasn't eaten a bite. She sits there 
> >watching her husband eat and occasionally takes turns sipping the drink. 
> >Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal 
> >for them. This time the old woman says "No, thank you, we are used to 
> >sharing everything." As the old man finishes and is wiping his face 
> >neatly with the napkin, the young man again comes over to the little old 
> >lady who has yet to eat a single bite of food and asks "What is it you 
> >are waiting for?"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>She answers....
>
>
>
>
>
>>(This is great)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>>"THE TEETH." 

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

I Can't Make This Stuff Up....

Like Father Like Daughter- Part Deux

Say Her Name.....