Favorite Blonde Jokes


A blonde  decides to try horseback riding, even though she  has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts  the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs  into motion.

It  gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the  blond begins to slide from the saddle. In  terror, she  grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to  get a  firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around  the horse's  neck, but she slides down the horse's side anyway.

The  horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping  rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the  blond attempts to leap away from the horse and throw  herself to safety.
 
Unfortunately,  her foot has become entangled in the stirrup,  she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding  hooves as her head is struck against the ground  over and over.

As  her head is battered against the ground, she is mere  moments away from unconsciousness when to her great  fortune ........ Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees  her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

And  you thought all they did was say Hello.

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